Blimey, you’ve been flapping about like a headless chicken, expecting some kudos for your latest capers, but there’s not a peep, not even a bloody golf clap. High and mighty lot are too stuck up their own backsides to notice, aren’t they? But don’t you worry your pretty little head. You’ve been doing the dog’s bollocks, and you know it. You’ve made some cracking choices and your performance has been top notch. So, stick your chest out and strut, my darling because you’re the bee’s knees, even if they can’t see it. Now, your lucky phrase for the day is “Bob’s your uncle!” Maybe throw that around a bit, and you might just confuse them into thinking you’re related to someone important. It’s worth a shot, innit?

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