Well, ain’t this a pickle, your chum’s been acting up, leaving you feeling as gutted as a fish in a chip shop. They’ve mucked up so royally, you’re considering giving them the old heave-ho, just like a worn-out pair of knickers. Hang on a tick though, before you toss them out with the rubbish, let ’em blurt out their side of the story. If it turns out this whole kerfuffle’s nothing but a cock-up, you won’t want to have gone off half-cocked, would you? For a bit of luck, why not try donning a pair of red socks tomorrow? You might just find they’re like a clover leaf in a field of nettles – slightly ridiculous, but might just steer you clear of any more codswallop!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!