Keep your knickers on, love, when some numpty or nitwit gets on your wick. It’s not exactly the end of the world, is it? If that brown-noser at work has nicked the cushy job and left you with the drudgery, don’t get your knickers in a twist. Just keep whispering to yourself, “Better things are coming, pet.” Now, get on with your work, do it with a bit of welly, and show ’em what you’re made of. Oh, and here’s a thought for you – your lucky charm today is a plum. Yeah, you heard me right, a bloody plum. You never know, it might just remind you to keep your cool when you’re about to go off your trolley.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!