Blimey! Expect to be showered with gifts and soppiness from your loved ones, it’s like being the Queen without the corgis and fancy crown. They don’t want much in return, maybe just your sparkling grin, so slap on a smile that would make a Cheshire cat jealous. Now, here’s the tricky bit, you’ve got to think about divvying up something like an inheritance, or gabbing about shared assets. It’s like trying to split a biscuit without it crumbling, and we all know that’s a right faff. Your lucky phrase for the day is, “Finders Keepers!” Just remember, it doesn’t apply to the last biscuit, or you’ll be in more hot water than a teabag.

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