Cor, blimey! Keep an eagle eye on your dosh, darling. You might stumble upon a few misplaced quid under your sofa cushions, or end up skint as a badger’s bum. Some item you’ve got, whether it’s your own or borrowed, could end up buggered, misplaced or nicked by some chancer. Life’s as unpredictable as a soap opera plot, innit? So, keep those peepers peeled to protect your goodies. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. But don’t go nailing it to your front door, love. You might scare the postman!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!