In your chinwags, you’ll snap up the noggins of others quicker than a fat kid on a Smartie. It’s as if you’ve got X-ray specs for their grey matter. Makes your chin-wag sessions as breezy as a nudist on a windy beach, you sly old fox, anticipating their blabber and sussing out their angles before they’ve even belted out their first syllable. Lucky tip for you: try wearing a bit of purple – it’s the colour of royalty, you know. Might give you a touch of class, which, let’s face it, wouldn’t go amiss.

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