Blimey, you’re so wrapped up in one particular kerfuffle, it might just suck up all your hours and brainpower. Before you can say ‘Bob’s your uncle’, the day’s buggered off and along with it, all your opportunities to crack on with the graft you were planning to do. There’s a mate of yours who’s become a right grumpy git, can’t sit still and seems to have developed an uncanny knack for tripping over their own shadow. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. But let’s be honest, the way your day’s going, it’ll probably drop on your toe.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!