Well, blimey! You’re off on a jaunt, aren’t you – work or play, who gives a toss? It’s all a grand excuse to bugger off and spice up your monotonous life. Flying solo, are we? Watch out, you might find yourself all hot and bothered over a sort from a far-off land. Blimey, sounds like a bloody episode of Love Island! If you haven’t got a blind thing on, why not park your backside somewhere scenic – a lush park, the seaside, anywhere not resembling your dreary living room. Just make sure you don’t get stuck in a bog or attacked by seagulls. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, with your luck, you’d probably just find a patch of nettles and three dog turds.

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