Listen up, love, it might tickle your ego to strut your smarts in front of folks who might not be as clued-up, but don’t be that prat, alright? Rather, get your jollies off on a shared passion. If you’re not a total numpty about it, you might just end up playing teacher to the thickos. Schooldays, here we go again, eh? Better this time, you’re not the one getting caught smoking behind the bike shed. Lucky tip for you: Remember, a bird in the hand might be worth two in the bush, but it’s still a bloody bird, innit? Don’t get too excited; it’s not like you’ve won the lottery… unless it’s a golden goose, then you’re onto something.

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