What are you doing bobbing about like a cork in a whirlpool? Chuck the backstroke and ride the current, you old sea dog. Thought you’d have a day of Netflix and napping, did you? Tough tiddlywinks! Seems like your chums have other plans. Prepare to be invaded by your merry band of misfits. It’ll be like a seaside postcard from the ’70s – all bawdy banter and ribald repartee! So, put on your best knickers and brace yourself for a day of jollity and japes, because what’s life without a bit of a giggle, eh? Oh, and by the way, today’s lucky charm for you is a rubber duck. Why? Because, like you, it’s buoyant, squeaky and spends most of its time in the bath. Now, off you toddle and remember, keep it clean!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!