Good heavens, you’re finally getting the hang of managing your flaming schedule to be more of a homebody, aren’t you? You’re not exactly a hermit, but it’s high time your home started to resemble more of a cosy haven than a bloody bomb site. You’ve been dreaming about a home that doesn’t look like a tornado’s hit it, so pull yourself together and get to it. And for Pete’s sake, don’t be such a proud mule. Ask your nearest and dearest, or those freeloading housemates for their two pennies’ worth. Or even better, rope them into doing some of the grunt work. After all, they’ve been living rent-free in your abode and eating all your crumpets, it’s about time they contributed something other than their unsolicited opinions. Lucky Tip: Remember, the vacuum cleaner isn’t just a decorative piece, it actually serves a purpose. Use it once in a while, you might just find it therapeutic. Or better still, it could double as a makeshift microphone for those impromptu living room concert sessions. Just don’t go choking on the dust bunnies now, we wouldn’t want your rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody” to be your last.

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