You’ve got to keep your chin up, and enjoy a good chinwag with the lads down the pub. But don’t get too cocky, alright? You’re not the bloody Queen. Your gab is top-notch, but sometimes you’ve gotta zip it before you end up with a foot in your gob. You don’t want to spill the beans on how much you fancy the postman, do you? Your lucky mantra: “Keep it zipped.” Chant this next time you’re about to blabber on about your secret crush on the milkman. Who knows, it might save you from a right royal embarrassment!

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