Money and mates go together like a horse and a fry-up. If you’re thinking about lending a bit of dosh to a chum, just remember, it’s about as likely you’ll see it again as a vegan in a butcher’s shop. It’s like lending a quid to a Yorkshireman, you’re never going to see it again! Oh, and you might be thinking about blabbing about your wonga situation to some outsider. Don’t be a muppet! It’s about as smart as a chocolate teapot, that idea is. Keep your pie hole shut, or you’ll end up looking like a proper plonker. And for today’s lucky charm, it’s a 50p coin! Why? Because it’s about the only thing you’re likely to see coming back if you lend any money out. So hold on to it tight, it might just be the only bit of luck you’ve got left. And remember, a 50p in the hand is worth more than a tenner promised by a mate!

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