Oh, listen up darling! If you’ve got a lodger lurking about your manor, dodging eye contact like they’ve got a secret stash of biccies, don’t you worry your pretty little head. By the end of the week, their game will be up, and you’ll be smirking like you’ve just nicked the last Jammie Dodger! Until then though, you’ll have to be as patient as a saint – or at least as patient as a Brit waiting for a proper cuppa. And then there’s your other half, sucking the fun out of the room like a Dyson on steroids, while you’re just tryin’ to keep the vibes as light and bubbly as a good gin and tonic. Lucky charm for you this week? A rubber duck. Why? Because sometimes, life’s just quackers, darling!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!