Your mate or better half’s got a right corker of a plan up their sleeve for you. They’re as devoted to your wellbeing as the Queen is to her corgis, bless their cotton socks. Their ideas may be as well-matched to your tastes as Marmite and ice cream, but you’ll keep your trap shut about it. After all, it’s the thought that counts, innit? Even if the thought is as muddy as a pig in a puddle. Your lucky charm today is a misguided pigeon. Why, you ask? Well, if a bird that spends half its life flying into windows can survive, so can you. Chin up, buttercup!

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