Well, darling, brace yourself for drama more intense than a royal wedding. Your chum, having a right sulk over recent shenanigans, has decided to flounce from any shared tomfoolery. They’re venting like a steam train with a busted whistle, and your poor self is caught in the crossfire, feeling guiltier than a fox in a henhouse, even though you’re about as culpable as a cucumber in a bank heist. Get your knickers in a twist not, my dear, because this is the perfect time to indulge in some self-reflection. A bit of emotional navel-gazing, if you will. And let�s face it, between you and me, your navel’s seen less action than the Queen’s comedy channel. And here’s your lucky charm, sweetheart: A teapot. Yes, you read that right. Because nothing says “I need a moment to myself” quite like a good old cuppa. Just remember, if the tea’s too strong, it’s just like your friend – a bitter brew that needs a good dunking of sweetness to be palatable.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!