Fancy a natter about something a bit prickly, do ya? Go on then, spill the beans, but be prepared, it might be like talking about the Queen in her knickers, a bit uncomfortable for all involved. Still, it’s better out than in, just like a fart in a lift. Once it’s out there, you’ll realise it was about as scary as a kitten in a tutu. Got a problem? Don’t stew in your own gravy, find a mate, and chew their ear off about it. Your lucky phrase for the day is “Bob’s your uncle,” which in your case might actually be a stroke of good luck if he’s left you a tidy sum in his will!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!