If you’re tickling the idea of a hefty purchase for your gaff, don’t let any numpty rush your noodle into making the decision. Instead, rally the troops at home, drag them out of their bed-sits and into the blinding light of day, and force them to traipse around every posh shop and dingy warehouse, just to see what’s on offer and how much they’re trying to fleece you for it. Today’s lucky charm is a shiny penny. Hold onto it tight – not only will it save you from spending a quid when you’re only meant to spend a penny, but it might even distract the shopkeepers long enough for you to sneak out with your wallet still intact!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!