You’ve been gallivanting about like a cat on the catnip, indulging in all the joys of life and the company of others whilst still finding time for a cheeky hobby or two. But hold onto your knickers because that might be about to go tits up! It seems like, while you’re still keen on a giggle and a tipple, life’s about to slap you with a wet fish early in the day, forcing you to pull your finger out and sort your life out. Suddenly, you’ll be scribbling down your plan to claw your way to the top as if you’re plotting the next Great British Bake Off. Lucky bit: Your lucky item is a roadmap. Yes, you heard it right, a bloody roadmap in the age of GPS! It might seem as outdated as a Blackberry, but who knows, it might just come in handy when you’re plotting your path to world domination. Or when your phone dies just as you’re trying to find the nearest pub.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!