Stop faffing about like a headless chicken, you’ve got more unfinished projects than a DIY show on the telly. You’ve been shoving them under the carpet like a lazy teenager hides dirty laundry. Take a deep breath, down your tea and crack on with it, mate. Even if it means burning the midnight oil, or in your case, staying up past your usual bedtime of 9:30 PM. Your lucky item is a tea kettle, because let’s face it, nothing happens in Britain without a strong cuppa first. And don’t forget, it’s not just for making tea, it can also double as a weapon in case of unexpected intruders!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!