If you’re the sort who gets a kick out of reading dusty old tomes or gallivanting around the globe, now’s the bally time to have a chinwag with yourself about what really matters, ain’t it? Ponder on what it’ll take to pull off something that’s worth more than a hill of beans to you. What are you supposed to do to morph these lofty notions into something real, eh? It’s like trying to turn a greasy chip into a posh crumpet! And here’s a bit of a lucky nugget for you: your lucky colour is neon green – perfect for standing out in the crowd, or, if you’re unlucky, being mistaken for a traffic warden. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!