Regardless of how silver-tongued your kin might be, trying to make you flip-flop on a choice you’ve already nailed down, don’t let ’em twist your arm. Stubbornly stick your feet in the mud and give ’em a taste of your bulldog spirit. Round up your chums for a knees-up tonight. You’re in dire need of a bit of a giggle, innit? And here’s a slice of wisdom for you: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” Or in your case, “A pint in the hand is worth two in the pub.” Don’t be a mug, hold on to what you’ve got! Your lucky number today? It’s the mighty number 7 – the same number of pints it’ll take for your mate Dave to start sounding like he’s making sense. Now go on, get out there and give ’em hell!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!