Well, your noggin’s more active than a rabbit in a lettuce patch these days, isn’t it? You’re spouting off clever words and doing the right things like a seasoned pro at a game of charades. You’ve got the knack of knowing what people want before they’ve even cobbled together a sentence, you cheeky mind reader. If you get invited to a chinwag or an interrogation, don’t fret – it’s not MI5 after your secrets. It’s just your career getting ready to take a leap forward like a pole vaulter on steroids. And here’s a little nugget of wisdom for you: Your lucky phrase is “A stitch in time saves nine.” Don’t ask me why, it’s just like your Auntie Joan’s facelift, some things are best not questioned.

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