Your love life’s more tangled than a charity shop jumble sale. You’ve been giving the cold shoulder like a badger with a hangover, pretending everything’s tickety-boo. It’s time to chinwag, though it might feel like you’re getting your knickers in a twist at first. A quick natter can give your romantic saga a right good shake, making you feel like you’re the bee’s knees again. And here’s your lucky charm: a rubber duck. Don’t ask why. Just remember, the next time you’re in a pickle, give it a squeeze. It’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but it’ll give you a giggle.

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