Well if one of your chums or your latest squeeze is banging on about trotting off to the local watering hole, then for God’s sake, go. You’ve been busier than a one-legged man at a bum-kicking contest, slaving away at work or at your gaff. Your motley crew of relatives and so-called friends have been draining you like a vampire on a blood bank. A bit of time off from these leeches could be just the ticket. Now, here’s your lucky charm: a pint glass, preferably filled with something strong. Why? Because after dealing with your lot, you’re going to need it.

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