You’re all fired up, ain’t ya, sunshine? Ready to slap some new ideas on the table at work, just like a fish monger slapping down a fresh haddock. But oh no, there’s always a rotten cod in the basket, isn’t there? You’ve got a colleague greener than a frog’s backside, and they’re not too keen on your big ideas. Instead of admitting they’re as jealous as a pigeon at a French fry festival, they’ll start banging on about how you’re biting off more than you can chew. So, when you see that sourpuss expression, best to take your foot off the gas, love. And for your lucky charm, how about a rubber duck? I mean, why not? It’s as useful as a chocolate teapot, but at least it’ll give you something to chuck at your envious colleague when they start whinging. Remember, darlings, a rubber duck a day keeps the office politics at bay!

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