You’re sitting there, chin in hand, mulling over how to put some sparkle back into your love life, your bank balance and, let’s face it, your entire existence. You’re thinking maybe you should cut back on the gourmet dog food or stop buying that organic, gluten-free, vegan, ethically sourced, free-trade, carbon-neutral, kombucha-infused quinoa – you know, the stuff that tastes like cardboard had a baby with sawdust. Well, sweetheart, even the tiniest of your penny-pinching endeavours today could swing the money gods back in your favour. Lucky charm: A penny. If you find one, pick it up, and all day long you’ll have… well, a penny. But hey, it’s a start, right?

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