Right, you’ve been summoned to a neighbourhood chinwag, which promises to be as exciting as watching paint dry. It’s a golden opportunity for you to natter and hobnob, pretending to be interested in everyone’s mundane lives. The folks you’ll encounter might be as entertaining as a funeral, but somebody might drop a juicy tidbit about a job opening that’s just your cup of tea. Don’t be surprised if it’s as stimulating as a tax audit, but hey, at least you’ll have an excuse to drink heavily and call it networking. As for your lucky charm, try wearing a four-leaf clover under your pants. It might not bring good luck, but it’ll certainly give you something to scratch when the conversation gets boring.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!