Don’t let some twit’s daft demand lead you to play the peacekeeper, love. Give ’em a friendly two-finger salute and delay that project of yours. I know it’s a pain in the arse but look on the bright side; there’s plenty more fish in the sea. You’ll find another nutter more up your alley to join you in this madcap scheme of yours. Lucky charm: A rubber chicken. I mean, it won’t do sod all for your luck, but at least you’ll have a laugh.

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