What a kerfuffle backstage, it’s harder to ignore than a fart in a lift. You’ll have to factor in this bloody chaos when you’re plotting out your day. Watch out for that pesky git who keeps popping ’round uninvited, asking for your help with stuff they could easily sort out themselves, the lazy sod. And your little bit of luck for the day: Your lucky item is a teapot. Why, you ask? Well, it’s always good to have a pot of tea handy when dealing with such plonkers. It’s a great excuse to take a break from their nonsense. Plus, you never know, you might just clonk them on the head with it if they become too unbearable. And that, my friend, would be a lucky strike indeed.

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