Here’s the deal in plain Queen’s English. It’s about bloody time you stopped trying to be a one-man-band and start nicking some skills from the brainy folks around you. Got a goal you’re pining over like a love-sick pup? Then stop moping around and start chinwagging with someone who knows their onions. You never know, that professional chinwag might just blossom into a good old chinwag over a pint down the local. As for your lucky charm, try a four-leaf clover. But don’t expect it to work miracles, mate. Unless that miracle is finding a decent pint in a London pub that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg!

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