You’re like a yo-yo on a caffeine rush, one minute craving the comfort of a nice, boring routine, the next flitting about like a moth in a disco. Can’t stand the heat of your job or the nappies at home, but too scared to take a punt on something more exciting? A little self-indulgence won’t turn you into a complete tosser, you know. And let’s get this straight. All those lovely things in life, the scrummy food, the posh perfume, the fluffy fleece dressing gowns…they don’t grow on trees. You’ve got to cough up the dosh if you want to play the game. So quit your whingeing about the cost of life’s little luxuries. Now, here’s your lucky phrase: “No guts, no glory.” Repeat that to yourself when you’re having another one of your wobbles. And remember, the only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. So put on your big boy pants and get on with it!

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