Alright, love, time to sort out that mountain of paper shite you’ve been ignoring, even if the thought of it gives you a bigger headache than a pint of gin on a Tuesday morning. You need to get your act together, even if it’s as appealing as a wet weekend in Skegness. But once you’ve sifted through that pile of doom, you’ll feel lighter than a helium-filled gerbil. You’ll be free to frolic and frivolously fritter away your funds without the guilt, like a trust fund kid on their first gap year. And for a lucky little nugget: Your lucky colour for today is the same as your tea – milky beige. Not exactly the height of fashion, but then again, neither are your slippers and dressing gown, are they?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!