You might finally find the time to stop faffing about and do a bit of chinwagging, mate. Don’t get your knickers in a twist if nobody’s got any interest in lending you a hand. You’ll manage just fine on your todd, you stubborn mule. Once you’ve sorted out your life’s mess, you’ll feel like a dog with two tails. So, stop loafing about, pull up your socks and get cracking. With a bit of luck, you’ll have time to catch up with your mates over a pint later. And if not, they probably won’t miss your miserable mug anyway. P.S. Your lucky charm for the week is a dented tin can. Why? Because much like your love life, it’s banged up but still holding on.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!