Have you got a numpty on your hands who just can’t help but bugger things up over and over again? Do they have the memory of a goldfish or what? You’re not a bloody babysitter, having to constantly clean up their messes. It’s like you’re in a never-ending episode of ‘Fawlty Towers,’ but without the laughs. How many times must you keep picking up the pieces? It’s beyond belief! Your lucky charm today is a rubber duck. Why? Because if you’re going to be stuck in a comedy of errors, you might as well have a bath toy for a laugh. Plus, you never know, it might just come in handy for bopping the persistent offender on the head… gently, of course!

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