You’re about to be rolling in it! Now don’t get your knickers in a twist, but it seems a boatload of dosh is on its way to you. It could’ve already dropped in your lap like a tipsy aunt at a wedding, be en route as we speak, or will happen very soon. Either way, it’s a bit of a result. This windfall might be cold hard cash, a surprise prezzie, or a cheeky bit of both. Lucky charm: A tenner with the Queen’s face on it. If you’re wondering why the tenner, it’s because it’s the perfect balance between ‘I’m not skint’ and ‘I don’t own a yacht’. Plus, it’s small enough to slip into your g-string without causing a scene.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!