There’s a right level of tension in your gaff that’s harder to ignore than a vegan at a barbecue. Some nosy parker’s after your two penn’orth, and darling, it’s best to give it to ’em straight – no chaser. Don’t be a dodgy dealer, spinning porkies just to keep the peace, ’cause that little fib will pop back up like an unwanted mother-in-law, usually at the most bleedin’ awkward time. Your lucky charm for the day is a pair of knickers – preferably clean. Why you ask? Well, they might just help you keep your secrets tucked away, you cheeky devil!

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