It’s ’bout to rain unexpected gifts, surprises, bonus cheques, and even acts of kindness from those sad lot you call friends. Get ready to feel like a dog with two tails, you jammy devil. And don’t you dare act all gobsmacked when you start bathing in the prosperity and good fortune of those around you. For instance, your better half might just manage to win a holiday for two, or score a bonus – let’s hope it’s not a trip to Skegness, we all know you’ve got more chance of finding a Chanel bag in Poundland. Your lucky phrase for the day, you ask? “I’m as lucky as a bald man winning a comb.” Use it wisely and remember, there’s no such thing as too much hairspray.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!