You’ve been tossing and turning over your work woes like a pig on a spit, haven’t you? Well, chin up, love! Those job kerfuffles that have been keeping you awake more efficiently than a cheap espresso are about to be sorted. Yes, indeed. Whatever’s been getting your knickers in a twist concerning your daily grind and wellbeing, is about to get a jolly good sprucing up. Now, brace yourself, because there’s a surprise on its way that’s going to give your career a kick up the backside. Could be a nod of approval, a pay rise that’ll make your eyes water, or even a bit of well-deserved bum licking from your mates at work. Oh, and here’s a lucky tip for you: Always remember to wear clean underpants. You never know when you’ll be hit by a bus or win the lottery – and either way, you’d hate for anyone to see your skid marks. Trust me, that’s a lucky escape!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!