Hold onto your knickers cos it looks like your fam is metamorphosing faster than a chav at a Primark sale! You’ll be gobsmacked and tickled pink, mate, with all the thrilling antics kicking off in your humble abode. Seems like some of the rellies have decided to crank up the fun factor and, thank heavens, it ain’t Uncle Barry’s dodgy magic tricks this time. No, it’s a shiny new gizmo brought home by one of your lot, promising to inject a bit of pizzazz into your dreary domestic existence. Prepare to actually enjoy family time – a concept more shocking than seeing the Queen in a tracksuit. And, for your lucky charm, some cockamamie gadget that promises to ‘change your life’. Well, it can’t make it any worse, can it? So, give it a whirl – you might just find it’s the best thing since sliced bread… or at least, since they stopped making that godawful reality show, ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!