In terms of dolling out a revamp in your workplace or your local chippy, a heap of folk reckon your two penn’orth is the bee’s knees, and your gab has some serious clout over ’em. Blokes and birds keep craning their necks your way for a bit of a steer, do they? Lucky charm: A four leaf clover. But remember, it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot if you’re relying on it to make your decisions for you.

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