Cor blimey, mate, if you fancied it, you could rally the troops and give the old establishment a right kick up the backside! Now’s the time to tart up your local gaff, make it a bit more spiffy. Watch out for that crusty old relative though, you’ll knock their dentures out with your cheeky antics! Lucky charm: A pair of knickers from a charity shop. Not only will they bring you luck, but they’re also a great conversation starter at the pub!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!