You’re itching for a bit of razzle-dazzle like a dog with fleas, ain’t ya? Right, it’s about bloomin’ time you got off your backside and gave something a bit alien a good old bash. You’re like a lost tourist in a curry house, so grab any chance to prod and poke around in the world’s spicy corners. If you’re meddling in stuff like publishing, media, education or the law, you’ll be climbing the ladder faster than a rat up a drainpipe, I tell ya! Your lucky charm this week is a used teabag. As useless as it might seem, it’s perfect for practicing your aim in the bin. If you can hit it, you can hit anything life throws at you. And remember, it’s only as spent as you feel!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!