If you play your cards right today, you could charm the pants off your mate or partner into nodding along with your bonkers ideas, even if you can tell they think you’re off your rocker. Use those silver-tongued skills of yours to rope in some old geezer at work or a family elder who’s past their sell-by date. Stick to the cold, hard facts, love, and try not to get your knickers in a twist over the complicated stuff. And here’s a cheeky tip for you – today, your lucky colour’s blue. So, pop on your best blue undies and strut your stuff. Just remember – if the elastic’s gone, it’s time to bin ’em, not a lucky charm, but a hygiene concern.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!