Don’t let your knickers get in a twist over some daft thing that ain’t worth a hill of beans. Chuck all your worries and doubts in the bin, they’re about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Sure, someone’s going to get your goat, mouthing off like a fishwife, but keep your trap shut, and don’t let your tongue flap in the wind. If you can resist the urge to hurl insults back at them, you’ll dodge a right old row, won’t you? Now, here’s a bit of a giggle for you. Your lucky phrase? “Ducks on a pond!” Why? Because, like ducks on a pond, all the drama is beneath the surface. Now go on, use it as an excuse to keep your cool, even when you want to give someone a piece of your mind. It’s a bloody riot, ain’t it?

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