Blimey, brace yourself for a right royal dressing down from your gaffer or some overbearing old fart higher up the food chain! They’re about to stick their nose into your business, questioning your modus operandi. If it works for you, tell ’em to bugger off! Don’t let ’em bully you into trying some daft new approach. Your milieu is practically dripping with all this sappy affection at the moment, it’s like living in a bloody Richard Curtis film! Maybe it’s time you thought about planning something for this evening. Perhaps a romantic dinner or, God forbid, a night of passionate bingo! Flying solo, are you? Well, spending time with a mate might hold more weight than you think. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself saying, ‘I love you, mate. No, I mean, I really bloody love you!’ Oh, and your lucky item? A rubber duck. Yes, you heard me right. A sodding rubber duck. Why? Well, if you’re going to be up shit creek, you might as well have something to float with.

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