You’re acting more stubborn than a mule with a toothache. Are you digging your heels in just to wind people up? Sure, you might be spot on with your views, but you’re about as good at convincing people as a soggy biscuit is at holding up a cup of tea. Dial down the doggedness and give patience a whirl, you might not scare off everyone in sight! Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Because let’s face it, even a rubber duck talks less rubbish than you.

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