Things are looking so peachy for you lately, it’s almost as if you believe you can pull a rabbit out of a hat – or even worse, an MP out of a scandal. Now, here’s the rub, sunshine, are these grand ideas of yours firmly planted in the world of sensible thinking, or are you off gallivanting in lala land? You’re as in sync with people’s needs as a politician is with their expenses claim, but don’t forget to butter your own parsnips, got it? Lucky phrase for the day: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Just don’t forget, that silver lining might just be the sun reflecting off a seagull’s backside.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!