Well, darling, you’re currently as active as a sloth on sedatives, more laid-back than a reclining garden gnome, aren’t you? It’s probably because you’ve been juggling more responsibilities than Boris Johnson’s hair stylist, leaving you as worn out as a pair of well-loved knickers. Your batteries are flatter than two pancakes in a steam roller mishap. The most sensible solution? Clear as a pint of gin, love, take some time to relax and wind down. But knowing you, that’ll probably just involve moving from the bed to the sofa, won’t it? Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But let’s face it, with your luck, it would probably just end up being a salad ingredient.

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