Blimey, you’ve trotted half way round the globe and you should be bloody well patting yourself on the back! Just a smidge back in time, you’d have bet your last quid you’d never see this day, but here you are. Your nose-to-the-grindstone work ethic and stubborn will have seen you through a right load of codswallop. You’ve ticked boxes you never even dared to dream of, you cheeky sod! Lucky Charm: Keep a horseshoe around, not because it’s lucky, but so you can bonk anyone who says you can’t do it, right on the head. ‘Cause let’s face it, you’re on a roll and no one can tell you otherwise, you absolute legend!

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